Halloween in April

So I've already decided what I am going to be this Halloween...


Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse. I figure I could be Violent J and Dustin could be Shaggy 2 Dope since I'm short and he's tall, it would be perfect.

Speaking of ICP, their one of those bands that I would never admit to liking, but I really do. I think their music is fucking hilarious, it usually has a pretty damn good beat behind it and there's no denying that those two assholes can rap, whether you like them or not. Since I'm on a small ICP kick (I realized this when my iPod shuffle played "Every Halloween" a few minutes ago, I'm gonna go ahead and name my top 3 favorite ICP songs. In no particular order, they are:

- Bitches
- Every Halloween
- Dating Game

Would I consider myself a juggalo? Probably not, because I don't have a weave in my nut hair, I can't eat Monopoly and shit out Connect 4 and I don't walk through the streets with a two liter stuck in my butt cheeks, but I will say this...

I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo...

and now for my favorite ICP line...

"BITCH, what the fuck? What ya tryin do ta me? Ya wasn't true ta me. When I was locked up you fucked somethin like 34 guys, but I let that slide, cuz your ass is bangin and ya titties is phat, I wanted to fuck that, butt fuck that, I never gave a fuck that you put me through the cords. And gave me genital warts..."